THIS SIDE UP

Why does your cell phone always ring when you’re fake talking on it?
Why are the people behind you going ninety miles an hour and the people in front of you are going five?
Why do we circle the lot five times to find the best parking spot right in front of the gym?
Why do the banks charge you for insufficient funds? Do they think you’re being poor just to mess with them? How do they suppose you’re going to pay?
How do your kids have so much energy when you can never get them to eat anything?

If you’ve ever asked yourself questions like these, you may have noticed that the world is upside down. Sometimes the only way to cope is to look at it from the correct angle. Hence this book.

Every week, acclaimed humor columnist and author Mordechai Schmutter entertains thousands of readers all over the world from the relative safety of his home. Here’s what people from all walks of life are saying about This Side Up:

“Seriously the best book I have ever read. I recommend that you buy several copies.”

--Mordechai Schmutter, Hamodia

“An awesome paperweight!”

--Secretary, ACME Fans and Air Conditioners

“It was the best book ever. Now please release the hostages.”

-- Professional negotiator

“Wait… That’s a real name?”

-- Critic

“This is what mankind was like back then!”

-- Future historian

“More fun than a barrel of monkeys going over Niagara Falls.”

-- Zoologist

“Not enough footnotes.”

-- English Professor

“I laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair.”

-- Lifeguard

“Why is my copy printed upside down?”

-- Various

You can buy d∩ ǝpıS sıɥ⊥ here.

Or, if you'd like to buy autographed copies from me directly, call 973-473-1771 or email MSchmutter@gmail.com .