Mordechai Schmutter

A CLEVER TITLE GOES HERE

 

From the back cover:

 

Okay, so you’re standing in the bookstore, or online, or both, and you’re trying to decide whether to buy this book. 

 

On the one hand, there’s your money.  You like your money.  One can even say that you’re attached to it.  And nothing we say is going to make much of a difference, because our impartiality is tainted by the fact that we’re talking to you from the back cover of the actual book.

 

But on the other hand, just look at this book.  It’s got a nice cover, and literally hundreds of pages.  And some of those pages have articles printed on them.  Humor articles, by Mordechai Schmutter, who writes a weekly column that is read by thousands worldwide every single week, except the weeks that their newspaper is stolen. 

 

In addition, the articles are divided into sections.  Like let’s say you wanted to read an article about food – on a fast day, for instance.  So you would go to the section titled, “Chicken Soup for the Stomach”.  Or let’s say you wanted to read an article that would help you get out of debt.  So you would pick up this book, and you would come back to the bookstore and exchange it for a book that will actually help you.  Because this book will mainly make jokes about how everyone around you is also in debt.  It might make you feel better, but in the end you’ll still have debt.  This book is not magic.

 

But it will make you laugh.  Does your money make you laugh?

 

No, it makes you cry.

 

So which would you rather have?

 

You can buy A Clever Title Goes Here.

 

Or, if you'd like to buy autographed copies from me directly, call 973-473-1771 or email MSchmutter@gmail.com .